Snapped Off A Big Fish
a sh-t of both volumetric and cohesive magnitude that terminates with a blunt end upon exiting the -n-s, leaving little if any residue in its wake.
dude, i thought my cr-p du jour would be a total dumpgasm. but since i snapped off a big fish, i won’t be needing the toilet paper after all.
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