Snarxting
when you text a friend in the same place as you, comically mocking the ridiculous thing you’re both seeing.
an example of snarxting: (texting a cousin across the table from you, while you’re stuck at your fat hillbilly family reunion at hometown buffet) “uncle fred looks like he stuffed a pile of laundry under his shirt”
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