Snatch 22
a woman who is so ugly that you would need to consume such a vast amount of alcohol to render her sh-ggable, that you would be unable to obtain an erection anyway, thus creating a paradox.
“sh-t, that bird’s a right munter.”
“yeah, she’s a genuine sn-tch 22!”
a catch 22 that somehow revolves having s-x with a woman.
i got herpes from another woman. if i have s-x with my wife now, she’ll leave me. if i leave her though, i’ll never get to have s-x with her again. what a sn-tch 22!
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