Snatch Grab
performed on the unsuspecting females of the world.
the extension of the pinky finger (to be placed in the brown winker), and the two fingering fingers (to be placed in the pink winker) and use of the thumb on the “cl-toris”.
this process can be confused with “two in the pink,1 in the stink”, however can only be pulled of with the use of extreme aggression.
note: can be performed whilst sprinting past the sn-tch, requiring great skill, not recommended for beginner sn-tch grabbers.
ay up, i just saw an unsuspecting sn-tch that i will most likely dominate with a sn-tch grab
that is when a woman gets so excited during oral s-x she
grabs her partner by the ears and runs his nose into her
v-g-n- and begins pumping his face like intercourse.
since charlene pulled a sn-tch grab on me last night,i
can’t seem to get the smell of -sshole out of my nose.
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