snatch-gunk


the fluid which comes from a females v-g-n- or “sn-tch”.
often referred to as a bad thing.
guy 1 : that chick is hot!
guy 2 : i wouldn’t, got nasty sn-tchgunk.
the gunk that comes out of a woman’s v-g-n-. hopefully. first heard in episode 4, series 1, of misfits.
“i can’t break up with her, without travelling back in time!”

“tell her she’s got nasty sn-tch gunk.”
the substance which is expulsed from the female v-g-n- or “sn-tch” during intercourse, or not during intercourse at all.

it comes in a variety of thickness’ from very runny to super thick (the latter being alot like bleach). it can have a variety of smells to accompany the thickness, such as fish, dog food, sausage rolls and vanilla if you’re lucky.

the key to maintaining good sn-tch-gunk is regular washes of the pelvic area with shampoo and/or conditioner.

it is a term favoured by nathan from the e4 drama misfits, and men across the globe.
man: what’s your sn-tch-gunk like?
woman: it’s very good thanks.

man: you are a sn-tch gunk
woman: thats impossible.
man: no it isn’t, shut up.

man: you have dirty sn-tch-gunk
other man: i’m not a girl.
man: so.

man: you have dirty sn-tch-gunk
woman: what’s that?
man: go on urban dictionary.

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