snatch scratcher


1. a device used to relieve the itching sensation felt by that of a woman in her jigglypuff. contrary to popular belief, several household items can be utilized as a sn-tch scratcher i.e. a spatula, fork, b-tter knife, back scratcher, or brillo pad.

2. one who uses their cuticles to relieve itching sensations felt by the female in her c-ck gobbler.
i had such an itch in c-ck pocket that i had to use a noodle scooper as a sn-tch scratcher.

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