Snatchural


when a chick has a hairy m-ff, and it’s never been shaved, waxed, or altered in any way. generally seen in 70’s p-rn accompanied by a matching head fro.
“baby you need to do something about your fl-ng-”
“h-ll no, it’s all sn-tchural, baby”
an unmanicured pubic area. a woman’s bush in its natural state.
“hey, congrats on bangin’ lola. i bet she was totally shaved down there”.

“nope, totally sn-tchural. i would’ve preferred a landing strip but it was actually kinda hot”.
1. when a womans pubic hair matches her heads hair
2. when a womans pubic hair reminds you of a small lap animal sitting on her pubic area because no razor has seen the m-ff
3. to make an extra batch of hair coloring so your sn-tch will match
4. the memory of a nice smelling sn-tch
she is really sn-tchural! that smells sn-tchural
1. person or persons that can be considered being a p-ssy or b-tch in certain situations. possibly all situations

2. a person or ent-ty that has good p-ssy skills (p-n-s sleeve characteristics) and uses them with great fervor and out of this world v-g-n-l skill.
person 1: d-mn that robert is such a sn-tchural. always b-tching out

person 2: very true! he probably has great sn-tchural skills and can handle 15 inch of tube steak!

or

person 1: that b-tch bobbyrela has mad vag skillz!!!

person 2: i cant believe she made that huge d-ld- dissipate in that gaping black hole!

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