sneak off pound off
the act of strategically leaving into another room, most often the bathroom, while your significant other is in the house to engage in an often thrilling, yet pathetic, session of masturbation.
dan: man, last night was close!
chris: why, what happened?
dan: brenda fell asleep early and i was all boned up, so i had to run to the bathroom to do the old sneak off pound off. right after i was done, she knocked on the door because she had to sh-t.
chris: man, that’s close!
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