Sneaker Jacker


someone who deliberately buys and wears the exact same sneakers (model/color) that he knows you wear, and then acts like he didn’t know you already rocked them.
d-mn yung totally sneaker jacked engy’s white am 09’s. what a dirty asian sneaker jacker.

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