sneaker male


in marine biology: a male fish that disguises its appearance as a female to sneak into other males nests to fertilize eggs.

in human biology: that somewhat effeminate guy who is “just a friend” of your girlfriend, but will take a stab at her if you get in an argument or are travelling.
guy: that aaron guy drives me nuts – do we have to hang out with him?
girl: oh, aaron? he’s just a friend! don’t worry!
aaron (in background, to self): “i’m gonna pound your girls -ss the first chance i get!” aloud: “oh girl, do you want to go shoe shopping?! i heard there’s a sale on and afterward we can chat over coffee!”
guy (to self): d-mn sneaker male!
the creepy males in clubs who try to get with a person or group of people that clearly don’t want them there.
that sneaker male got in the picture i took of us at oasis last night.

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