sneaker snacker


the act of eating out a man’s -n-s while simultaneously giving him a foot job (stimulation to -j-c-l-t–n through friction generated between foot/feet and p-n-s). the act is accomplished by having the man sit on the face of the person giving the sneaker snacker, while his or her legs wrap around the man’s body to administer the foot job aspect.
i was giving this guy the ol’ sneaker snacker when my hamstrings cramped up on me, and i had to give up.

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