sneaker squid
to surprise another.
origin: during mating season, an inferior male squid will lay in wait while a more dominant male squid courts a female squid to lay her eggs. the sneaker squid dashes in and fertilizes her eggs before the alpha squid can do the deed.
he came outta nowhere and sneaker squided me!!! i almost jumped out of my skin!
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