sneakers

someone who surrept-tiously consumes alcohol in order to secretly get drunk or stay that way. the sneaker loves the convenience of those little bottles of booze since they can be easily hidden and disposed of.
sneakers can easily throw back a little bottle of liquor while in privacy in the bathroom.

my favorite bar has a sign for the sneaker entrance in the back. people use it all the time.
tennis shoes
“my sneakers are so beat up i can’t remember what color they were when i bought them”
a type of shoe, normally light weight and having a rubber sole, designed for casual athletic activity.
i wear sneakers that are not tennis shoes, so f-ck you.
during s-x, preferably in doggy style, you pull out far enough from the p-ssy and pop it straight in the -ss. best when done early on in s-x for optimum slip and slideness. when you stick it in the -ss you then apologize and say it’s an accident.
dude, i was f-ckin my b-tch last night and i pulled the sneaker. she was p-ssed but then i said it was an accident.
a design or picture on a credit card self selected by the card holder to personalize it before purchase.
hey thats a cool sneaker you’ve got there

thanks, i was so pumped when i found out i could have batman on my credit card.
disloyal spouce

1.

(a)to cheat (b) to sneak behind your spouces back

2.
wh-r- = hoe

sl-t + hoe = shoe

shoe = sneaker.

credit to juan gonzalez for this word
devin: yo what happend between you and anna

jay: f-ck that b-tch dawg, she’s a g-d d-mn sneaker
a completely random sound that emerges from someone’s mouth. they are uncontrollable and can occasionally happen at a very inconvenient time.
jimmy popped off a sneaker right in the middle of cl-ss and everybody looked at him in an awkward fashion.
p-n-s, male genitalia
i was so drunk last night i took my sneaker out at the party,
there i was sitting in my room stroking my sneaker
come on girl you know you want this sneaker

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