sneaky bastard
someone who is able to do something unnoticed.
teacher yells at students for spray painting on the lockers. when the teacher turns his/her back one student hops out the window (first floor). the teacher turns back to give the remaining students cleaning supplies.
student: oh that sneaky b-st-rd.
john: hey rich i stole your ipod at the beginning of lunch
rich: you sneaky b-st-rd.
when you’re speeding, a cop who:
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the “emergency personel only” cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you p-ss him, then pulls you over
“you saw that cop right.”
“no. he better not pull a sneaky b-st-rd.”
-sirens-
“d-mn it!!”
before you finger a girl go to the bathroom then get j-zz on your finger then finger the girl.
dude i gave that girl a sneaky b-st-rd last night
a guy who cheats quietly on his girlfriend behind her back and doesn’t want be embar-ssed later, cause wants to get benefits on her.
– someone who cheats on someone behind his/her back.
she loved and trusted him totally but that selfishness sneaky b-st-rd cheated on her behind her back with other girls.
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