sneaky dave


a) when one is performing s-x from behind, they quickly pull out from the v-g-n- and put it in the -n-s without her having prior knowledge.

b) to grab one’s t-t when they are unconscious, asleep, or p-ssed out.

c) a person who is extremely skilled at the art of sneaking.
a) “dude, my p-n-s smells like sh-t because last night i pulled a sneaky dave on her.”

b) ” once that drunk chick p-ssed out my hands went all sneaky dave on those t-tties.”

c) ” in order for me to get out of the house without anyone knowing, i had to go sneaky dave out the window.”

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