sneaky guacamole
while dining at a mexican food restaurant, a waiter sneakily convinces customers to add guacamole and/or sour cream to their order without informing them that it will add $3 (or sometimes more) to their overall bill. can also be applicable to other situations involving trickery outside of mexican eateries.
waiter: “alright, one chicken quesadilla, and would you like your guacamole and sour cream on the side?”
unsuspecting and distracted customer: “oh… sure.”
bill: “$7 quesadilla, $3 for guacamole and sour cream on the side.”
angered customer (who doesn’t even like guacamole): “he pulled a the sneaky guacamole maneuver on me!”
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