sneaky pete the magician
when you are f-cking a woman from behind, grasp her firmly behind the neck and fein -rg-sm. simultaneously, quietly, spit onto her lower back. when she turns to view the damage, unleash with the full power of a real -rg-sm into her eye.
lisa to her friend marie: my eyes really burn!
marie: take out your contacts.
lisa: no, it’s because john caught me with a sneaky pete the magician.
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