sneaky tits
the br–sts of a woman that appear at first to be in the a-b cup size range while in a chick’s shirt or sports bra, but once exposed and discovered by a fine gentleman, are truly a set of c-d cup t-tties that run sh-t and gain a lot of appreciation.
or the inverse;
the meat balloons of a woman that she has artificially enhanced through the use of padded bras or other gay devices that result in false advertis-m-nt for dudes a.k.a. displaying a healthy set of c-d t-tties but really having a-b t-tties we don’t really give a sh-t about and can’t t-t f-ck.
vince: yo will, how’d sh-t go with that broad you took home from nikki beach last night? looked like she had a sick body but an average set of t-tties.
will: bro i meant to call you this morning….i took that chick home, started going at it with her, and when i took her shirt off, a set of sneaky t-ts popped out. i couldn’t believe it. i was expecting a small perky rack and then a set of d puppies hugged my face. good time bro.
or
vince: you aren’t gonna believe this bro. remember that broad i brought home that had those t-ts we were high fiving about?
will: yeah of course son.
vince: yeah they were f-cking sneaky t-ts. i feel ripped off.
will: no way!!!! victoria from victoria’s secret is a c-nt for inventing those bras.
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