Sneaky Zombie


post monging a corpse from which all four limbs have been amputated, activate your venus probe to re-animate the body. attempt to either decapitate then re-mong the zombie, or seduce it without getting eaten thus increasing the thrill.
after desecration of the corpse, be sure to put it all the way in the fire, for you don’t know where that zombie vadge has been.
barbara: ben told me my brother was dead, so i pulled a sneaky zombie to prove him wrong.

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