sneef
a verb that describes the 2 part act of: 1) person 1 placing their nostril on person 2’s -n-s then 2) person one draws in air through their nose (“sniffs”) as person two farts (“beefs”). its a cross between a sniff and a beef. hence “sneef”
remember when rob sneefed peter at the company party? i almost ralphed!
an altered onomatopoeia, derived from “sniff”, as when one is overcome with emotion.
an utterance used to convey emotion, most commonly representing tears.
when preceded by a ” / ”
or enclosed by two ” – “s
the phrase could be a variation of an “emote” used in online games to express to other players (via text) being overcome by emotion, as evidenced by a supposed runny nose, and possibly hidden tears.
“oh teh noes! we’ve acquired another nerf casualty! but no, not konig, he was one of our best! /sneef!”
also: -sneef-
steal, sn-tch or finesse your way to something that isnt yours.
1. john sneefed my calculator when i wasnt looking in math cl-ss.
2. mindy pulled off a sneef of first place in the gamedev contest!
3. shawn is a f-cking sneef, dont trust him around your stuff!
when one sneezes and queefs at the same time.
this amber girl definitely sneefed in cl-ss today. the air was the full of a fishy aroma.
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