Sneeze Blueball
the act of almost sneezing, but failing and feeling very strange, uncomfortable, and unsatisfied. the feeling of a sneeze blueball is similar to a sneeze tease, but is far more unsettling. it makes you feel unfinished. the sneeze blueball can be countered by numerous things; looking into light, scratching the nose, or twitching of the muscles in the nose.
the sneeze blueball is a derivative of the term: blueball
chuck: “ah…. ah….. ah….. ch…. ugh.”
steve: “what was that? was that a sneeze tease?”
chuck: “no, worse. i just had a sneeze blueball”
steve: “oh man… that sucks. how do you feel?”
chuck: “unfinished…”
the feeling after a sneeze miscarriage or sneeze tease where you feel like you’ve been cheated out of your 1/8 of an -rg-sm
oh man, i was about to sneeze my eighth but it went away, now i’ve got sneeze blueb-lls, all i can think about is sneezing.
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