Sneezing Webster


a s-x act so ridiculous that this has to be something made up by a 13 year old boy who had just been on a field trip to a farm or petting zoo.
first guy: “i read about this thing called a “sneezing webster” on urban dictionary yesterday. you stick your d-ck into a cow’s nose and block the other nostril and shove your b-lls in it’s mouth. man, that has to be the most disgusting s-x act ever.”
second guy: “no dude, you are the biggest moron ever. that’s completely made up.”
sticking your d-ck into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your b-lls.
dude my friend lost his b-lls while getting a sneezing webster.

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