sniff a bicycle seat
to be unsuccessful, usually in a compet-tive endeavor; to lose, often under unfortunate or exasperating circ-mstances.
al gore got half a million more popular votes than george w. bush in the 2000 election, but since bush won more electoral votes that sent bush to the white house and left gore to sniff a bicycle seat.
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