Snike
the act of or attempt to seduce one with the intent to penetrate via an internet chat forum.
i was chatting about football with the guy and then he sniked me. i told him i don’t swing that way.
a euphenisim for the word sh-t. used commonly to describe a wtf situation where one person exclaims loudly a sense of suprise, or astonishment at an occurence of events. like something exploding at your feet
a: weeeeeeeee (yelled as going down roller coaster)
oh snikes jim got killed by the sign
b: dude i friggin hate our boss
oh snikes, there he is. (gulps and wrings out collar)
a verb, originating from a rare breed of winter traveling hippie native to colorado, one goes sniking when taking a hike in the snow.
sniking is the primary means of transportation for hippies in the winter.
the hippies all went on a snike to do what hippies do.
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