sniper ninja
the most elite, efficient cl-ss of stealth warcraft. their existance is unknown to all but a select few. to become a sniper ninja, you must be able to shoot a mongolian’s left t-st-cl- from 500feet awat while at the peak of an -rg-sm.
person 1: “holy f-ck dude, why did you just drop kick that baby!!??!?!”
sniperninja: “its o.k, i’m a sniper ninja.”
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