Snirtifies
the process by which white, pristine, beautiful snow becomes dirty, black, crusty, and disgusting. basically, a metaphor for what humans have done to the planet.
oooo it snowed a foot last night! let’s go out and enjoy the beauty before it snirtifies!
all that runoff from the sewage plant really snirtifies this new snow a lot faster!
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