Snitchocrite
a person who possesses both characteristics of a snitch and a hypocrite.
greg: that dude is a snitchocrite because he sells drugs in brownsville but when he comes back to canarsie he complains to the cops about drug peddlers messing up his neighborhood.
soho: is that a real word?
greg: of course it is. a snitch combines the positive characteristics of an informant with the negative characteristics of a hypocrite. what’s wrong with you!
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