Snizap


a term that means ‘snap’. should be used at times when it’s either extremely random or just plain funny.
dave: hey, when does that concert start?
jason: dude, you are so late! it started an hour ago!
dave: oh snizap!!! i thought it didn’t start yet.
jason: wow, you must be so beached.
exclamative device. ghettofied variation on the general term ‘snap.’ can be used to replace the word sh-t or f-ck, but also means ‘ i can’t believe it!’ usually contains the word ‘oh’ before, for heightened effectiveness.
in response to seeing his neighbour giving head to the postman, johnny replied, “oh snizap!”

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