Snogging Scale
the scale used in the louise rennison series staring georgia nicolson. its used so that parents cannot understand what their child (usually a teenage girl) is telling their freinds about their resent date with that hottie.
the snogging scale:
1/2. sticky eyes
1. holding hands
2. arm round
3. goodnight kiss
4. kiss lasing over 3 minutes, without a break
4 & 1/2. hand snogging
5. open mouth kissing
6. tongues
6 & 1/2. ear snogging
6 & 3/4. neck nuzzling
7. upper body fondling – outdoors
8. upper body fondling – indoors (in bed)
9. bwa – below waist activity
10. the full monty
1. ” so how did your date go last night?”
(sat in living room with parents evedropping so she uses the snogging scale)” it was double cool with kn-bs. he was sooo cool we did number 5 with a touch of 6!”
“oo-er”
2. (extract from the book)
“me and jas were sat painting our nails on the couch when the newsreader said “and tonight the priminister has reached number 10.” and we had a laughing spaz to end all laughing spazes.”
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