snonk


verb: the act of blowing one’s nose that results in an excess of snot upon the receiving end of the tissue, as well as a loud cacaphony of sound, similar in tone and volume to a honk

noun (fam.): a degenerative term used to describe one usually -ssociated with snonking; a wh-r-baby
1.)
– i just snonked into my goldfishy’s bowl.
– so that was the organic trumpet noise i heard. quite tootily uncalled for, my good chap! jolly wretched of you to do that to your ol’ gol’fish, ‘at is!

2.)
– stop being such a snonk!
– why am i being a snonk?
– you’re using up all my tissues! you’ve snonked through two boxes in one sitting!
– well, they don’t call this a snonking party for nothing!
– yeah, that’s true. hey, would you p-ss me the kleenex? i gotta snonk.
verb: the act of blowing one’s nose that results in an excess of snot upon the receiving end of the tissue, as well as a loud cacaphony of sound, similar in tone and volume to a honk

noun (fam.): a degenerative term used to describe one usually -ssociated with snonking; a wh-r-baby
1.)
– i just snonked into my goldfishy’s bowl.
– so that was the organic trumpet noise i heard. quite tootily uncalled for, my good chap! jolly wretched of you to do that to your ol’ gol’fish, ‘at is!

2.)
– stop being such a snonk!
– why am i being a snonk?
– you’re using up all my tissues! you’ve snonked through two boxes in one sitting!
– well, they don’t call this a snonking party for nothing!
– yeah, that’s true. hey, would you p-ss me the kleenex? i gotta snonk.

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