a s*xual act that involves a woman sliding naked down a slide with her legs spread , while a man waits at the bottom with a fully erect p*n*s. the goal being for the woman’s v*g*n* to make contact with the p*n*s at the bottom thereby achieving s*xual intercourse. due to high level of skill involved it should only be attempted by trained proffesionals. sidenote: this is believed to be the inspiration for the song “crash into me” by the dave matthews band.
my girl and i tried snoobing last night and i broke my d*ck
- uriel drunk
uriel drunk is the highest level of drunk you can achieve. must be blacked out and be able to stay up for hours after to achieve. d*mn he was pretty drunk but he wasn’t uriel drunk.
- the tower of nattylon
a pyramid constructed of finished natural brand beers like natty light or natty ice. typicaly made with a base of ten, and immediately after completion is destroyed godzilla style by the person who is so drunk they sound like they are speaking a different language whenever they talk. beau got so drunk last night that […]
- daft duck
when someone is being weird or silly. weird ”there being a bit of a daft duck aren’t they?”
baby worm ”the worm eggs hatched and the squigletts cam out”