snooge

(snooged, snooging)

a deep, shameless, and p-ssionate cuddlefest in which a person’s entire body is involved in rubbing up on or embracing a beloved partner. think “richandamy” from the comic strip zits.
“every time we go, she tries to snooge up on me, and i can’t even walk!”

“she was all snooged up on him at the party.”

“a clerk walked around the corner and caught us snooging, and backed away slowly. it was hilarious!”
a kind of lovey hug.
sort of like a snuggle, but better.
also can be nakie.
gee, i really feel like a snooge.

oh hey, snoogin’?
n. an unspecified, yet -ssumed small, amount of no numerical value.
synonyms: bit, chunk, fragment
antonym: whole
v. the act of removing an unspecified, yet -ssumed small, amount of no numerical value.
n. “this straw is a snooge too short for the bottle.”
v. “hey buddy, mind snooging me off a piece of that candy bar?”
this word can only be used for favors.

studies show people are more likely and willing to do favors when you use snooge as opposed to some annoyingjuvenile beggary like “can i get a cigarette”.

the verb command is a polite command, the perfect way to smooth things over.
noun: a small amount of sp-ce. “yo big mike could you open that door a snooge? it’s a bit stuffy in here.”

verb: “snooge me that lighter, cindy. you’re hair looks wonderful tonight!”
a contemporary reference to a male’s genitals that have been so influenced by gravity that his t-st-cl-s droop far below his flaccid p-n-s.
“dude the other day after a hot snower i totally had a snooge! my b-lls were so saggy!”
snoozing and splooging.
wet dreams are snooges.
(v)- 1.to -j-c-l-t- from your nose
2. a nose-gasm
dude did you see that guy sneeze he totally snooged.

aww man the snooge is hanging out of his nose.
the unintentional display of the upper b-ttocks. also known as “plumber’s crack”, or “carpenter’s crack”.
the large woman was sitting at the picnic table with her snooge hanging out for everyone to see.

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