snooping

1. the act of looking around in a hurried and urgent manner.
2. to pry into the private affairs of others, especially by prowling about
the mother went snooping around her daughters room in search of her diary, when she came upon it in a secret drawer.
the act of asking to see one’s cell phone then proceding to read through their text messages, playing it off like they’re not doing it.
guy 1: hey can i play a game on your phone?
guy 2: sure, but i dont want to catch you snooping
guy 1: okay
(after reciving the phone goes directly to inbox)
guy 2: what did i tell you about snooping?
is the action of both sneezing and p–ping at the same time.
usually the sneeze causes this action; however some people experience snooping because they are allergic to sh-t which causes them to sneeze.
ethyl: hey terry its nice to have you back in school i missed you!!! what were you even sick with???
terry: i have no idea ethyl. it started out with just sneezing, then it turned to p–ping, then it turned to snooping.
ethyl: ahhhh im sorry that sounds awful… hopefully you’re better now!!
terry: i…i…i ahchoooo!!!!!…plus the sound of stepping in tons of mud….oo f-ck i snooped again
ethyl: i..i think i gotta go terry…babye!
snooping occurs in groups of people while smoking weed. it’s when you’re taking more hits than you’re supposed to, and playing it off like you haven’t yet.

the term comes from how snoop dogg smokes weed.
spencer: david man, puff puff p-ss. come on, hand me the blunt.

david: man, what you talking about? i haven’t even hit this sh-t yet.

joey: dude, you’ve hit that sh-t like 4 times already.

spencer: yea homie, stop snooping that sh-t.
the act of sleeping or spooning with one’s dog. reference peanuts character snoopy and spooning. most common among women but men will do it but not admit it.
my girlfriend is snooping the dog tonight and i am not going to sleep with the dog too.
the pseudo-s-xual act (normally performed as a prank) of placing a funnel in a friend/roomate’s b-tthole, and peeing into the funnel from three to five feet away.

the act is normally performed by college-age males, but it can be performed for s-xual gratification.
man, i’ve been cleaning p-ss out of my crack for a half hour because brad and trey have been snooping me all evening.