Snoozin and Boozin
what you tell your friends you’re doing over spring break to avoid the lame truth that you’re masturbating, watching daytime tv, and eating your parents’ food.
yo craig, are you going to costa rica with us this year?
and getting the clap from some mexican chick? no thanks, i’ll just be snoozin and boozin.
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