snorked
to inadvertently burn someone, especially in a card game or compet-tion.
you are playing texas hold ’em, and winning the hand until your opponent hits his card on the river. you have been snorked.
or
you are playing softball and winning by 7 runs going into the last inning. the opposing teams roars back, scores 8 runs, wins the game, and in so doing, they have snorked you.
bent like a snorkle.
person1 “d-mn bro that poll is so snorked!”
person2 “yeah dude. that poll is f-cked, dude needs to straighten it.”
when a uncirc-msized man stands behind a sitting woman and lays his p-n-s across the top of her head.
that stripper totally snorked her!
verb
past tense to snork;
to shoot liquids from the nose as a result from laughing too hard or abruptly.
“oh my god, that part of the movie was so f-cking funny i snorked diet c-ke all over the place!”
the act of having your crotch sniffed by an unfamiliar dog
i tried to act cool in front of her parents while her f-cking doberman snorked me
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