snorkling teabagger


1. n. a man that both (a) dips his scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s across the nose and mouth of another person while laying his p-n-s across the remainder of their face. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water) and (b) receives the same.

2. n. a conservative activist who is so ignorant that they protest against tax cuts (that benefit them) by holding a sign that says: “don’t cut my medicare to pay for your socialized medicine.”
congressman m-ssa was a snorkling teabagger with his barely legal page.

billy ray cheered while he watched the teabaggers protest on fox news.

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