Snortable


snortables refer to any and all drugs that can be snorted.
if you can’t be bothered to name every powder you are carrying you just refer to it as snortables.
example 1:
tom: what snortables have you got lad?

dealer: got a few nice bags of m-cat and some beak that power!

example 2:
dave (drunk, shouting at moving police van): pigs! dirty f-ckin’ b-st-rds!

ryan: are you mad? swerve that lad i have about 10 snortables on me you west head
if an item has a fine consistency, such as koolaid, pepper, or jerusalem artichoke, and can be snorted for considerable pleasure, the item is then deemed as “snortable”
hey man, is this asian candy you bought snortable?
i dunno man, it kinda smells like b-tterflies, i wouldn’t

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