snortin the sofa


snorting the sofa is what happens when you plop your -ss down on someone’s couch and the couch farts back at you with the stench of all the fart gas that has acc-mulated in it. the people that own it are used to their own pew and don’t even notice the stink as they continue to contribute to the buildup of methane and other noxious gases within its bowels.
jesus h. christ, i sat on dwane’s couch and gagged when it shot back at me with a chouch fart. i just wanted to share a beer and ended up stoned after snortin the sofa. that f-cking thing must be flammable.

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