snorty QB girl
a girl who has, for some unknown reason, an inability to breathe or use her respiratory and nasal p-ssages correctly. this is particular obvious in quiet surrounding such as lectures or supervisions, where large coughs and snorts can be heard emerging from the individual. sometimes a hand may be used to wipe in a vigorous fashion any beads of snort that appear on the end of the nose.
the whole activity and perhaps what some scientists say is a mating ritual, is usually finished with a large flourish of coughing up phlegm from the back of the throat and chesty snorts and grunts to contain the large volume of mucus in the mouth.
today, i sat next to snorty qb girl. it was totally gross, i couldn’t hear a word of the lecture.
i heard snorty qb girl like to make those noises when giving head. i probably swallows
skater boy: i totally dig snoty qb girl
other boy: i take c-ck, do you?
skater boy: only if you can cough my load up as loud as she can
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