snot bear


a stuffed animal upon which a child wipes her dripping nasal secretions, prototypically a favorite teddy bear from which she is inseparable.
see jane run. see jane’s nose run. see jane wipe her nose on her snot bear.

or: “i can’t believe you have snot bear after all these years! has he ever been washed?” “of course not!”

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