snot dump
a bowel movement with little or no consistency, that kind of looks like snot when you go to flush. usually comes out with explosive force.
dude 1: dude, i’m not going to work today….
dude 2: why?
dude 1: i just took my 3rd snot dump of the morning.
dude 2: yeah, f-ck that, i wouldn’t risk having to do that at work either.
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