snot rocket

when you plug one nostril with your finger, and blow out of the other nostril with everything you have, sending a snot projectile out of the nose.
without tissue, all i could do to clear my nose was to blow a snot rocket.
to blow one’s nose by blocking one nostril with a finger and blowing snot from the other nostril onto the floor or ground. see farmer snort.
chuck used to bike to work even in the winter and would always get a runny nose, which he would take care of with a couple of quick snot rockets in full view of the rush hour traffic.
when you plug/cover/pinch one nostril closed and then blow hard to make unwanted snot shoot out the other nostril. sometimes when suffering from a cold, snot rockets can be achieved by the nose alone, without intervention from the hands. the primary purpose of the “rocket” is to avoid leaving any snot residue left behind. the idea is to blow the snot out fast enough so that it has no chance of sticking to the end of your nostril. snot rockets are enacted primarily in situations when tissue is desperately needed but unavailable, or it is done simply for recreation.
my nose was starting to run before the track meet, so i ran behind a tree and blew out a m-ssive snot rocket.

snot rockets are about the only fun part of having a cold. morning snot rockets in the shower are cherished by many.
n. m-ss of mucuous expelled by force, either involuntarily through sneezing or by closing one nostril and exhaling nasally
“that polock shot a snotrocket at my hi-tops, so i kicked his -ss.”
“my cold was so bad i was shooting snotrockets all over my car.”
what my boyfriend did on a date.
(i plug his nose just to annoy him)
(he holds his breath and pushes with his nose)
(i let go – stupidly – only to get snot all over me in a restaurant)

disgusting.
launched when “rocketeer” plugs on nostril with finger,then expelles air thruogh open nostril causing a stream of mucus and boogers to fly out onto unsuspecting victim.
whatta’ ya’ gonna pick?
snot-rocket!
to preform: hold one nostral closed and blow out of your other nostral hard enough to make the wad of mucus shoot out of your nose .
like the time jamielee cedar-kelly shot a huge snotrocket in the middle of the mall parking lot. she got a little on her shoe, but she just brushed it off and wiped it on the guy standing next to her.