snotsicle
when yo snot be runnin’ down yo schnizzle when it be hawkin’ and it freezes into a stalagt-te lookin’ m-f-!
i was out deer hunting last year. it was colder than a witch’s t-tty. i fell asleep and woke up with a big ol’ snotsicle hanging down from my nose, yo.
when the outside temperature is so low that all bodily fluids that leave the body freeze quickly. therefore when mucus leaks from the nasal p-ssage and freezes it forms a stalact-te from the nostrils.
when harry and lloyd were driving to aspen on a skooter without the necessary protective clothing for aspens climate, snotsicles formed around their nostrils.
strings of snot that hang from your nose until wiped away when working outside on frigid days.
i had to stop and wipe away snotsicles every five minutes while shoveling snow after yesterday’s blizzard.
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