snow blow


the act of oral s-x performed on a male in which sperm is -j-c-l-t-d into the mouth and the person performing it then commences in osculation (makes out) with the male while sperm is still in the mouth
jonny enjoys the act of snow blowing because he loves the taste of his own c-m after he’s been blown.
a french kiss following oral s-x, when the -j-c-l-t-d s-m-n is not swallowed but mixed in the mouths of both partners.

not to be confused with a snowball, which involves spitting said s-m-n.
he thought she was kinky because she liked to snowblow, but she mainly enjoyed the kiss.
the act of executing oral s-x with ice cubes located in the cavity lying at the upper end of the alimentary c-n-l.
the promiscuous female lifeform enacted a snowblow on i.

note: snowblow is not osculating your mate after injecting a load of s-m-n into his/her mouth, imbeciles. that would be called a snowball.
occurs when a male is getting a blowie from a woman.. or a poofter.

there are two possible scenarios:
1. the giver holds the sperm in their mouth and then proceeds to kiss the lucky male as they p-ss the sperm between their mouths. reminder – to some this is supposed to be s-xually arousing

2. when giving head, you blow really hard with your mouth cusped over the p-n-s so the only direction the air has to go is into the p-n-s. the p-n-s and surrounding area then swell, and the prostate is exposed so an immediate explosive -j-c-l-t–n without -rg-sm occurs. thus the term snow blow, the sperm, or snow as it is referred to here, explodes, or blows, everywhere in a splatter/sawn off shotgun effect.
they talk about snow blowing in that movie with julia roberts and susan sarandon.. step mom

jenny and jack had to go to hospital. jenny because she had an excessive amount of sperm -j-c-l-t-d into her eye, jack because he had oxygen bubbles in his blood stream causing him to have aneurisms and a heart attack.
when a female/male does a line of c-ke off of a mans p-n-s and then proceeds to give him a bl-w j-b.

often used as the incentive to perform the bl-w j-b but not always. if the girl/guy wants to blow them that badly the c-ke is just the icing on the cake… or the c-ke on the d-ck.
girl 1: “i can’t believe you gave that guy head… at least it was a snow blow”

girl 2: “yeah. he was way to ugly… but the c-ke seemed to solve that problem”
felatio performed amidst a flurry of dandruff that was kicked up by the performer going through the motions.

seeing is believing
dude: “can i borrow your snowblower?”

other dude: “bahahahhahahah.”

dude: “what?!”
when person a is giving person b a bl-w j-b. and person b c-ms in person a’s mouth without telling them. out of spite, person a goes up to kiss person b (with c-m still in their mouth) and spits it back into person b’s mouth.
jenny: oh my fricken gosh, he totally didn’t warn me he was gonna c-m!
becky: that -sshole! did you get him back?
jenny: h-ll yea b-tch, i totally snow blowed his -ss!

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