Snow Captain


a generally good looking, professionally-established man who exhibits characteristics including (but not limited to): haughtiness, arrogance, being overly well-spoken, gray/white hair, indifference to perceived subordinates, long monologues referencing their intensely specific subset of knowledge.

a snow captain displays certain personality traits similar to the female counterpart, ice queen.
this condescending professor is apparently too good to be involved with actually teaching students. just because he’s good looking and runs his own lab doesn’t mean he can ignore us and treat us like dogs. why did i have to get stuck with this snow captain?

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