SNOW DONKEY
an unattractive woman hailing from the midwest or any other states with snowy winters.
i was at a party last night and there were nothing but snow donkeys roaming about.
when two male h-m-s-xuals are engaging in p-ssionate and libidinous fornication (in the -ssumed “doggy style”, if you will, position) and the so called “pitcher” begins to feel a tingle in his jingle; and rather than warning his receiving partner of such situation, -j-c-l-t-s into the preoccupied’s comrade’s -sshole….whilst emiting last vocalized -rg-smic moan (and the partner thinks his job is done, he can relax)..donkey punches the b-tch.
“man, i am going to snowdonkey him so hard later.”
“dude, i don’t want to talk about it, but i totally got snowdonkeyed last night.”
“i know the bruise looks bad, but i am a victim of the act of snowdonkeying. i, in fact, was a snowdonkey.”
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