Snow Party


a specific type of suxy party where hipsters fail to realize they’re cracking no-joke jokes and performing “dance moves” slightly more complex than the the monkey shuffle. there are, more often than not, less than 2 heteros-xual and interesting females in attendance.

can take place at a bar, but occurs most often at a place of residence.
mike: are you coming over to ted’s after we close the bagel store?

amy: yeah, and be the only chick there? no thanks, enjoy your snow party. tell ted that i said hi, and that pop culture references are not jokes.

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