Snowblowin’
when you bend a girl over in bed and fill her -sshole with whipped cream. then swiftly give her an uppercut to the gut and enjoy watching the booty snowflakes fly.
hey dude, what did you do last night? oh you remember that bank teller that was going to come over for some wine and scrumpets? one thing led to another and before i knew it… i was snowblowin’ her so hard that we got whipped cream on my ceiling fan. i think the last uppercut to the gut busted her belly b-tton open.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s into a womans mouth and she spits(sprays)it on his face.
“i told that b-tch she better not think about snowblowin, cause if she agree to it she better take it.”
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