snowboarding outfit
the most outrageous, ridiculous and eye burning outfit you can find, the more you look like the color wheel threw up on you, the better. pants have to be skin tight, and if you can’t pull that off, they must be baggy and at the highest reaching your knees. jackets/hoodies must always be eight times larger than your frame. if you aren’t wearing skullcandy headphones, you must kill yourself. the only acceptable goggles are the ones that do nothing for your sight, but are different looking. —note that this only applies to douchebags that try too hard—
-“dude look at that guy’s snowboarding outfit, he probably thinks he’s sweet as f-ck”
-“hahha what a tool”
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