Snowdie
this is an indoor activity on a cold day after a bl-stery round of sledding, snow structure-building, or killing baby seals. it involves s’mores (fire made of course), hot cocoa, and that baby seal freshly skinned as the rug=where it all happens.
after building that anatomically correct snowman, i need to get snowdie.
i spent so much time making s’mores i think i’m snowdie out.
thursday, georgie porgie and his girlfriend sue did some runs on icicle mountain, then met up with their friends mr. m-ffin and ponce de leon for a snowball fight that included sixteen square blocks. after that epic experience they found an arctic hunting party and joined in for the ritual slaying of the baby seal infestation plaguing the ice shelf. on the way back, georgie looks at sue and asks her, “how interested are you in some snowdie when we get back to the wigwam?”
“i’m just not in the mood, it has been a long day and i have another visit from aunt flo so no snowdie for you; unless of course you want to snowdie all by yourself.”
this is an indoor activity on a cold day after a bl-stery round of sledding, snow structure-building, or killing baby seals. it involves s’mores (fire made of course), hot cocoa, and that baby seal freshly skinned as the rug=where it all happens.
after building that anatomically correct snowman, i need to get snowdie.
i spent so much time making s’mores i think i’m snowdie out.
thursday, georgie porgie and his girlfriend sue did some runs on icicle mountain, then met up with their friends mr. m-ffin and ponce de leon for a snowball fight that included sixteen square blocks. after that epic experience they found an arctic hunting party and joined in for the ritual slaying of the baby seal infestation plaguing the ice shelf. on the way back, georgie looks at sue and asks her, “how interested are you in some snowdie when we get back to the wigwam?”
“i’m just not in the mood, it has been a long day and i have another visit from aunt flo so no snowdie for you; unless of course you want to snowdie all by yourself.”
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